ALTERNATIVE FACTS VS. MILLIONS OF MARCHERS

HE’S PUNISHING US FOR THE WOMEN’S MARCH!

Less than a day after Donald Trump took office, Americans across the country staged the biggest protest in U.S. history. More than three million people turned out to protest Donald Trump, and those protestors? From rural Idaho to small-town Texas, they’re the “real America” everyone likes to talk about.

Those are facts. Here are “alternative facts.”

Surrounded by men this morning, Trump signed an executive order reinstating the “global gag rule,” which bans U.S. funding for international groups that provide abortion information. The new regime was busy its first few days — shutting down the White House comments line and erasing pages on climate change, LGBTQ rights, labor, and civil rights were also apparently a priority.