With his young presidency bogged down in a series of mostly self-inflicted crises, the bar for Trump’s whirlwind global tour was set so low that if he gets through it with only a handful of minor international incidents, it’ll be considered a success by many observers.

After Trump delivered a somnolent reading of a tepid speech to Muslim leaders in Riyadh on Sunday—an address that literally put Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross to sleep—veteran CBS broadcaster Bob Schieffer said that Trump “helped himself today because he didn’t sound like the guy at the end of the bar popping off.” Instead, said Schieffer, the president of the United States “actually sounded presidential.”

And it’s true that Trump didn’t go to Saudi Arabia and say, “I think Islam hates us,” or “they’re a sick people,” or recount his phony story about Gen. John Pershing killing Muslims with bullets dipped in pig’s blood. As Schieffer put it, “no tweets today, but a dignified speech.”

But let’s not grade a guy holding the nuclear codes on a curve. Three days into the trip, and Trump’s already showed the world that the United States is being governed by a brittle man-child. And if he manages to get through it without causing a major international incident, it will only be because foreign leaders have done a competent job dumbing down any complex diplomatic issues that may arise and feeding the insatiable ego of our embarrassment in chief.

Prior to the trip, foreign diplomats advised their governments to speak slowly to Trump and make sure to use only small words. That’s a slight exaggeration, but Peter Baker reported for The New York Times that “foreign officials and their Washington consultants say certain rules [for dealing with Trump] have emerged: Keep it short—no 30-minute monologue for a 30-second attention span. Do not assume he knows the history of the country or its major points of contention. Compliment him on his Electoral College victory. Contrast him favorably with President Barack Obama. Do not get hung up on whatever was said during the campaign. Stay in regular touch.” The rest of the world appears to have concluded that our president is an idiot.

Anyone who’s traveled with small children can tell you that being in unfamiliar places can be stressful. You have to do whatever you can to make them feel at home—make sure to pack their blankets and bring along their usual snacks. And so it is, apparently, with at least one 71-year-old real estate tycoon. The AP’s Julie Pace reported that “White House aides were on edge about how the president would take to grueling pressures of foreign travel: the time zone changes, the unfamiliar hotels, the local delicacies.” As a result, there’s been “a worldwide effort to accommodate America’s homebody president,” which includes serving him well-done steaks slathered in ketchup wherever he goes.

Nonetheless, after two days of travel, Trump—who repeatedly called both Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton “low energy”—skipped a scheduled event because he was “just an exhausted guy,” according to an aide. Last week, The Washington Post reported that the president “eschews exercise because he believes it drains the body’s ‘finite’ energy resources,” so perhaps it could have been worse still. In any event, “NATO is scrambling to tailor its upcoming meeting to avoid taxing President Donald Trump’s notoriously short attention span,” according to Foreign Policy, and Trump canceled a planned trip to Masada, ancient fortifications where Jews faced off against the Roman army 2,000 years ago, because the Israeli military wouldn’t let him land a helicopter on the fragile archeological site.

Gen. H.R. McMaster, Trump’s national-security adviser, is tasked with babysitting this erratic character through a difficult trip, according to CNN’s Jake Tapper. But a source told Tapper that “it can be difficult to advise the President effectively given his seemingly short attention span and propensity to be easily distracted. You can’t say what not to say,” the source said, “because that will then be one of the first things he’ll say.” Trump seemed to confirm that on Monday, when he told Israeli reporters, “just so you understand, I never mentioned the word or the name Israel” to the Russians when he shared highly sensitive intelligence with them in the Oval Office two days after firing his FBI director.